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💦 Burns slow, like your decision-making – Long-lasting wax for short-term memory loss.
🧬 Genetic roulette approved – No matter the outcome, it still smells like you planned it.
👃 Condom for your nose – Blocks out reality, lets in sarcasm and soft vanilla musk.
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Oops-Proof Candle
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
We put the 'lit' in literally bad parenting.
Smells like Dad bods and bad decisions.
More reliable than your pull-out game.
Smells Like Redemption. Sounds Like a Roast.
These candles hit different. We're talkin’ premium essential oils, long burns, and scents that could make your situationship feel exclusive.
Light one for the smell — stay for the side-eyes, chuckles, and accidental therapy sessions.
They’re funny as hell, but the fragrance? Dead serious.
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🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
🛍️ FREE Express Shipping — ‘Cause We’re Not Monsters
🎁 Buy 2, Pretend One’s a Gift
🤑 Use Code TAKE10 — Because Full Price Is for Clowns 💅
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🔥 3-Wickhead Special
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
About Wickheads
We make candles for people who’ve given up on subtlety.
Sarcasm’s our scent. Passive aggression? Hand-poured.
If it smells like a bad decision, we probably sell it.