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🍑 Smells like ass... but classy – A cheeky blend of mystery musk and “who did that?”
🤢 Clears rooms & starts conversations – Great icebreaker, better dealbreaker.
🧻 Bathroom decor essential – The throne room ain't complete without this royal stinker.
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🎁 Code TAKE10 for 10% off — because emotional labor deserves a discount
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🎁 Code TAKE10 for 10% off — because emotional labor deserves a discount
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For the Man Who Weaponized Taco Night
He asked for peace and quiet.
You gave him lavender and coconut wax to mask his biological warfare.
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🔥 Bundling candles > apologizing in person
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🔥 Bundling candles > apologizing in person
🧠 Bundle & save — because emotional damage isn’t cheap
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🔥 Bundling candles > apologizing in person
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🔥 Bundling candles > apologizing in person
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🔥 Bundling candles > apologizing in person
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Stinks & Sass Set
Double the chaos. Double the scent. Slightly less guilt when it’s on sale.
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🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
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About Wickheads
We make candles for people who’ve given up on subtlety.
Sarcasm’s our scent. Passive aggression? Hand-poured.
If it smells like a bad decision, we probably sell it.
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