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The Accidental Blessing Candle
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
🕯️ Smells better than your ex’s excuses
🔥 Scientifically proven to boost hotness by 12%
💅 Tested on influencers, not animals
🧼 So good you’ll cancel your shower
Coconut water. Vanilla bean. Regret.
It opens with a soft tropical hug — coconut so smooth it feels like a vacation from accountability.
Then comes the vanilla... comforting, familiar, like that one ex who dodged a bullet.
Underneath it all? A subtle musk of “damn, we were close.”
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🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
🎉 Use code TAKE10 for 10% off — and yeah, we ship free in the U.S. too
🕯️ TAKE10 = 10% off + free U.S. shipping. We spoil you like your mom never did
📦 Discount? Yup. Free U.S. shipping? Obviously. Excuses? None.
The “You Really Shouldn’t Be Here” Father’s Day Pack
Two candles. One mistake.
– A scented reminder that genetics are forever.
About Wickheads
We make candles for people who’ve given up on subtlety.
Sarcasm’s our scent. Passive aggression? Hand-poured.
If it smells like a bad decision, we probably sell it.
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📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.
🙃 Lost, confused, or mildly offended? Let's talk.
💌 Want a bulk order or emotional support? Hit us up.
📮 Still got questions? We’ll pretend to answer nicely.