Sniff This, Dad

It’s either this or we move out.

Trust Us. This One’s Not a Gag Gift… It’s a Gag Prevention.

Made with premium wax, real essential oils, and 20 years of passive-aggressive trauma. Finally, a therapy session you can light.

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Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Crisis-Approved

Emotionally Flammable

Scents of Responsibility

Flame, Not Shame

Our wax burns clean. Your conscience? Still dirty.

Therapy in a Tin

Smells like lavender. Heals like 20 years of silence.

Giftable Gas Defense

For birthdays, holidays, or just surviving Dad’s chili night.

Passive-Aggressive Protection

A candle so strong, even your in-laws shut up.

Why This Candle’s More Useful Than Dad Ever Was

The only candle on Earth with a resume, a trauma file, and a fan club.

End the Gas War

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Scent Reactions

These aren’t just reviews. These are emotional release notes.

  • ★★★★★

    “Dad actually said sorry.”

    We lit this during dinner and he apologized for 1998. I’m not even mad, just confused.

    – Ashley, Daughter of the Year

  • ★★★★★

    “Smells like emotional healing.”

    Lavender, cedar, and the sweet scent of closure. I cried. My therapist cheered.

    – Jordan S.

  • ★★★★★

    “Finally beat Dad’s chili night.”

    Used to be a warzone. Now? Just a gentle hum of lavender justice.

    – Mike L., Chili Survivor

  • ★★★★★

    “A candle so good, even Grandpa shut up.”

    He said it was “witchcraft.” We took it as a compliment.

    – Bella R.

  • ★★★★★

    “Saved my relationship.”

    Boyfriend lit this after crop-dusting the kitchen. I didn’t break up with him. That’s growth.

    – Tori M.

  • ★★★★★

    “Lit this. Haven’t heard a fart in 3 days.”

    Either the candle works or Dad's scared of it. Either way, peace has returned to the household.

    – Marcus B., Tired of Holding His Breath

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Frequently Avoided Questions

Will this actually cover Dad’s farts?

Not legally claiming it’ll erase all war crimes, but let’s just say… it’s helped. A lot.

What does it smell like?

Lavender, cedar, and emotional accountability.

Is it safe to burn around the family?

Safer than your uncle’s opinions at Thanksgiving. Yes.

Who is this candle for?

Dads, exes, roommates, in-laws, yourself… basically anyone who’s ever “let one slip” and laughed.

Can I use it during arguments?

Yes. Light it. Say nothing. Let the candle speak for you.

How fast is shipping?

Faster than Dad running from responsibility.

We ship from the U.S. with free express 1–2 day delivery, so your nose won’t be suffering long.

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